May 31
Does anyone ever make a meaningless post just to use a certain image?
guilty.
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May 31
- me: *puts in headphones*
- everyone else: hey lets start an unnecessary conversation
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May 31
When I tell my parents I have nothing to do.
Expectation:
” Oh here’s some money, you can go to the mall with your friends.”
Reality:
“Then clean the house.”
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May 31
- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
- physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
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May 31
That awkward moment when your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your plate into the sink.
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May 31
- attractive boy: hi i'm famous
- attractive boy: hi i'm gay
- attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
- attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
- attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
- attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
- attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
- attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
- attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
- attractive boy: hi i'm dead
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May 31
Every time my mother nags at me,
I’m always tempted to be like:
But I dont, because I’m afraid that she would slap me into a different race:
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